Once upon a time, there was a king, queen, and a prince. The king was King Ick and the Queen was Queen Yuck. They ruled the village called smellyville. Their palace was called The home of the stink bombs. The tradition of finding a king for Smellyville was to find the smelliest person there, who also new how to burp. The king married Queen Yuck and had a son. His name was Burpster. When he was born, he would burp instead of cry. The Queen and King were very proud of him.

Five years later, they had a daughter. Her name was Nausea. She also burped when she was born, although not instead of cry. She was also unusually good at farting.

When she was born, the Queen and King didn't invite the Evil Fairy. In fact, they didn't invite anybody. The Evil Fairy got mad and decided to teach them a lesson. But when she came, she took one look at the baby and said, Now I'm glad you didn't invite me to see that horrendous baby! But you knew I was going to come anyway You should have warned me, now you are going to pay! When this disgusting baby turns 16, if she burps once, just once, she's going to fall asleep, and wont wake up till some dumb prince kisses her disgusting self! I don't think anyone at all could even try to kiss her. The King and Queen were horrified and hated to have this curse for their daughter, because she was sure to burp on her 16^th birthday. So they didn't say a thing to her about it. And so the Royal family started.

Burpster was very excited. He almost spilled the beans about the fairy:

Naus, an evil fairy cast a sp-

Were not talking about that, Burpy, said Queen Yuck.

Naus was curious, but she was in a burping contest with her friend, Smelly, and didnt have much time to think about it. Smelly smelled different everyday. Today, she smelled like fish.

King Ick told Naus not to drink coke or eat too much on her birthday. Naus loved doing that, so how could she stop for a whole day?

The next day came. The coke and most of the food was hidden. Naus knew the castle inside and out and looked all over for it.

Eventually, she found it. She drank so much, and ate so much, she could barely move, and finally went to her family. There, she made the biggest burp ever. King, Queen, and Prince were amazed. They never made a burp like that before. But then Naus fell down and fell asleep. Soon, the King, the Queen, and Burpster forgot about her. 50 years passed. One prince came and ran away, vomiting as much as he could. A second prince looked at her and fainted. A third prince stared and stared until finally he left very disgusted. Then a fourth prince entered the room, blindfolded himself and kissed her. She woke up and said, Howdy! What's your name?. And he said Stinky. Well, they married a while later, and had a daughter, and the evil fairy never spoke to them again. [ She said on the phone that she liked Sleeping Beauty better]